Romantic Notions

A sign that Melody has "Anne of Green Gables" on the brain:

"Dad, wouldn't you just love to drown in a beautiful pool of Mountain Dew?" She asked at dinner one evening.

Jimmy, not familiar with the overly dramatic and romantic-notion-filled Anne Shirley, just looked at Melody with a wondering expression. "Drown? Drown in Mountain Dew?"

Melody sighs dreamily. "Yes. Because it's your favorite drink. Wouldn't that just be...so...romantic?"

The Parable of the Grocery Store

Read this post. It is awesome. For some reason blogger won't let me copy and paste so you will have to go to her sight and read it. (But trust me, I was gonna give you the link anyways. Gotta give credit where credit is due!)

http://batchelorfam.blogspot.com/2011/02/parable-of-grocery-store.html